(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.

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What do you think makes you so driven? 
I’m not sure I know, but having been an obedient and nerdy kid, I’m very driven to receive praise. If I were a smarter person, I’d be driven to receive money. I’m a dope—all I want is, “That was real good. Looks like you guys worked real hard on that.” It’s always parent-teacher conference day in my mind.

What do you think makes you so driven? 

I’m not sure I know, but having been an obedient and nerdy kid, I’m very driven to receive praise. If I were a smarter person, I’d be driven to receive money. I’m a dope—all I want is, “That was real good. Looks like you guys worked real hard on that.” It’s always parent-teacher conference day in my mind.

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kenziedig:

rockandfloyd:

blessedarethewarriors:

demonhamster:

she is SIXTEEN

she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED

She is amazing person because she was almost killed and still continues to speak out and believe in herself and that what shes doing is right.

i love Malala so much. 

I become so overwhelmed and inspired every time I am reminded that a person like this exists.

(via pearls-for-cats)


My heart swings back and forth between the need for routine and the urge to run.
(note to self)

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politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

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latenightseth:

It’s just like old times when Seth and John Mulaney reunite.

Love these men.

latenightseth:

It’s just like old times when Seth and John Mulaney reunite.

Love these men.


bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

I fully understand Leslie Knope now.

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

I fully understand Leslie Knope now.

(via thefuuuucomics)