Every girl who is a comedy writer only wants funny nerds. Funny nerds, Jewish guys, we have a type. Some version of Paul Rudd but with glasses on, who went to Brown.
Mindy Kaling (via sassafras-ash)

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take a chill pill, your honor

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oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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When public schools are judged by how much art and music they have, by how many science experiments their students perform, by how much time they leave for recess and play, and by how much food they grow rather than how many tests they administer, then I will be confident that we are preparing our students for a future where they will be creative participants and makers of history rather than obedient drones for the ruling economic elite.
Mark Naison, Fordham professor and social justice activist (via fourteendrawings)

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I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

its some straight up 1984 shit

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